White House Wrestle Clash

A fast, funny mini-script for your daily chuckle.

Narrator: The President invited the Treasury Secretary and Elon Musk to talk economy. The tension was high, and the coffee cups were ready.

President: “Thanks for coming. Let’s talk economy.”

Treasury Secretary: “Steady plans — roads, bridges.”

Elon Musk: “Nah! Robot cars! Tunnels!”

Narrator: The debate heated up like a sports match. Ideas flew faster than a Formula 1 car.

Treasury Secretary: “Unrealistic!”

Elon Musk: “It’s the future!”

President: “Coffee?”

Narrator: Suddenly… wrestling broke out. The room turned into a chaotic arena of pillows and laughter.

Elon Musk: [flexing] “What if I BODYSLAM old ideas?!”

Treasury Secretary: [grabs pillow] “Tag team, let’s go!”

Narrator: Everyone laughed so hard, they forgot the fight.

President: “A road… to a rocket launch pad.”

Treasury Secretary & Elon Musk: “Deal!”

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