Taco Tuesday Trade Timeout

A light-hearted comedy story based on today’s news.

It was Taco Tuesday at the White House cafeteria.

The President held a tray and a press conference at the same time.

He said, “We will extend the China tariff deadline… just a little.”

A reporter asked, “How long is a little?”

He looked at the taco menu and said, “About 90 days—like slow-cooked beef.”

Staff nodded while checking calculators and calendars.

Traders checked their phones; their tacos got cold.

The President smiled, “See? Everyone gets extra time, and extra salsa.”

Another reporter asked, “Why today?”

He said, “Because on Taco Tuesday, you don’t rush the crunch.”

A light-hearted comedy story based on today’s news.